How To Flirt With A Word Geek: 25 Literary Pickup Lines

by | Feb 17, 2016 | Humor For Writers, The Writing Life | 2 comments

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It’s International Flirting Week! To (sort of) quote Shakespeare… To pick up or not to pick up…that is the question. Pickup lines might not be guaranteed to get you a date, but they are guaranteed to make you smile! We found twenty-five fun, slightly cheesy, literary-inspired pickup lines to help you break the ice and maybe even melt some hearts.

1. It is a truth universally acknowledged that a single man in possession of a good fortune must be in want of a wife.

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2. The worst of times became the best of times when you walked in.

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3. Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day? Thou art more lovely and more temperate.

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4. You look like you could brighten up a dark and stormy night.

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5. Do you have a card in the Dewey decimal system? Because I gotta write down your number.

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6. Call me Ishmael, because I’m huntin’ you.

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7. If you really want to hear about it, the first thing you’ll probably want to know is where I was born, and what my lousy childhood was like, and how my parents were occupied and all before they had me, and all that David Copperfield kind of crap, but I don’t feel like going into it, if you want to know the truth. Let’s get out of here.

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8. Let me show you the sound and the fury.

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9. I know I’m not supposed to judge a book by its cover, but one glance at you and I’m already interested. 

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10. Is it a bright, cold day in April? Because my clock just struck thirteen.

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11. Are you a library book? Because I’m checking you out!

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12. Charles Dickens might have given you Great Expectations, but I can meet them.

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13. I believe in The Importance of Being Earnest, so I’m just going to say it: I’m Wilde about you.

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14. Do you like Harry Potter? Because I a-Dumbledore you!

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15. My love for you is Infinite, and I do not Jest.

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16. Please tell me you’ll end my 100 Years of Solitude.

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17. Let’s skip the foreshadowing and get down to business.

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18. Will you be my coauthor in the story of our lives?

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19. I’d never be Misérables waking up to your face.

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20. This date went really well. So, when’s the sequel?

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21. I would follow you into the gates of Mordor itself.

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22. I’m not a Beater, a Seeker, or a Chaser. I’m a Keeper.

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23. If you were words on a page, you’d be what they call fine print.

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24. What are the odds of you being in my favor?

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25. You’re like a dictionary—you add meaning to my life.

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Writer QuestionsQUESTION: Do you know any writerly pickup lines? Share them in the comments!

 

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2 Comments

  1. lisa

    this seriously just made my day. Posted it on Facebook! Love it!

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    • Writer's Relief Staff

      Thank you, Lisa!

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