Well, you wowed us. We laughed until we cried. The metaphors that you all submitted to our bad metaphor contest were real stinkers! And we loved them all. As you know, there can only be one winner to receive an awesome Writer’s Relief T-shirt. But in this case, we...
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Funny Metaphor And Simile Contest: So Bad, They’re Good!
Thank you for this great list of funny metaphors and similes below (in the comments section)! THIS CONTEST IS NOW CLOSED! Any entries received from this point forward will not be counted toward the contest. We'll be announcing the winners very soon! Keep an eye out!...
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