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Jokes About Poetry
POETRY JOKES BY ALLAN WOLF (printed with permission http://www.allanwolf.com) What is the highest honor among cowboy poets? (Poet Lariat.) What did the poet say to Luke Skywalker? (Metaphors be with you.) How does a poet sneeze? (Haiku!!) What do you get when you...
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