Updated August 2023
POETRY JOKES BY ALLAN WOLF (printed with permission http://www.allanwolf.com)
What is the highest honor among cowboy poets? (Poet Lariat.)
What did the poet say to Luke Skywalker? (Metaphors be with you.)
How does a poet sneeze? (Haiku!!)
What do you get when you combine Robert Frost with James Bond? (The Road Not Shaken But Stirred.)
Why was John Keats always hounded by creditors? (Because he Ode so much.)
How do poets say hello? (Hey, haven’t we metaphor?)
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Cracked me up. I have to send these to my daughter, a poet.
Love to all, LinnAnn
these are really funny thanks for the laugh friend
Nice jokes! Thanks to Allan Wolf!