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Jokes About Poetry

Updated August 2023

POETRY JOKES BY ALLAN WOLF (printed with permission http://www.allanwolf.com)

What is the highest honor among cowboy poets? (Poet Lariat.)

What did the poet say to Luke Skywalker? (Metaphors be with you.)

How does a poet sneeze? (Haiku!!)

What do you get when you combine Robert Frost with James Bond? (The Road Not Shaken But Stirred.)

Why was John Keats always hounded by creditors? (Because he Ode so much.)

How do poets say hello? (Hey, haven’t we metaphor?)

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3 Comments

  1. LinnAnn
    LinnAnn on June 17, 2010 at 12:22 am

    Cracked me up. I have to send these to my daughter, a poet.
    Love to all, LinnAnn

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  2. Robert Darken
    Robert Darken on January 25, 2019 at 10:55 am

    these are really funny thanks for the laugh friend

    Reply
  3. Alice
    Alice on December 3, 2019 at 11:02 am

    Nice jokes! Thanks to Allan Wolf!

    Reply

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