POETRY JOKES BY ALLAN WOLF (printed with permission http://www.allanwolf.com)

What is the highest honor among cowboy poets? (Poet Lariat.)

What did the poet say to Luke Skywalker? (Metaphors be with you.)

How does a poet sneeze? (Haiku!!)

What do you get when you combine Robert Frost with James Bond? (The Road Not Shaken But Stirred.)

Why was John Keats always hounded by creditors? (Because he Ode so much.)

How do poets say hello? (Hey, haven’t we metaphor?)

And while we’re on the subject of metaphors…check out the hilarious results of the Writer’s Relief Bad Metaphor and Simile contest by clicking here!