Sending your work to agents and editors can bring out a range of emotions from writers, but it’s good to know you’re not alone in the frustration/sadness/rage/self-deprecation associated with the submission process. Enjoy this humorous take on the phases of submitting!
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Deciding your work is ready for the world to see:
…But subsequently realizing there are a LOT of literary journals/agents out there, and you have no idea who to send it to:
So you start to get lazy and suddenly, everything else on Earth seems more entertaining:
And then you start to feel like you’re not a good enough writer to submit anywhere:
When you finally find the perfect journal/agent, but they just stopped reading:
When you find a journal that’s perfect for you, but they don’t accept simultaneous submissions:
Finding out a lot of journals don’t pay for publication:
Trying to accommodate all the different submission requirements:
When you finally get into the submission groove, but there’s an issue (i.e., you run out of stamps, their website is down):
Getting the courage to actually press “send”/put it in the mail:
When you’re FINALLY done:
Trying to keep track of everything you’ve submitted and where you’ve submitted it to:
Realizing you made a mistake AFTER you made a submission:
Waiting to hear back:
The first rejection:
Getting rejected within 24 hours:
The super-brief rejections:
Those long rejections filled to the brim with apologies:
After receiving a few more rejections:
“We respond within 6-8 weeks,” but you sent it 6 months ago:
And the worst of all—“We only respond when interested”:
After what feels like your millionth rejection:
Trying not to let everything get to you:
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