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Want to giggle over grammar? Check out the link below to a Web page posted by the University of North Texas. It’s a tongue-in-cheek guide to grammar/composition rules that will crack you up! Below is a short excerpt.
Don’t use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice.
Don’t use no double negatives. Don’t never use no triple negatives.
Corollary: Complete sentences: important.
Stamp out and eliminate redundancy.
Avoid clichés like the plague.
All generalizations are bad.
Click here to see more: http://www.paulhensel.org/teachgram.html.